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don't brush your hair if you don't want to,
don't change your clothes for a week,
and eat all the time if you want to,
and leave your mouth open to speak.

snort burp and fart in the open,
who wants a girl who's discrete?
make stupid jokes and laugh at them,
and claim that your puns are elite.

nothing you do could offend me,
and flawless you always shall be,
because whatever you do, darling mudpie,
you're always just perfect to me!